Happy Birthday Jessica. Aren't you like 30 now?

Jessica, Jessica, Jessica. Where to begin. Lets see. Should I start with the time you frenched your own brother? Or helped me bury Mels poop outside? Or how you used to sneak out of your room EVERY night you 17th year and NEVER got caught. Lets see..... I have been going on 5 hours of sleep for a month now so I am having a hard time thinking us some fun stories.) We used to cruise the strip together(after Jess had locked the doors of course.) Or yesterday when we were sitting in the bank drive through and Clifton yelled really loud "TODAY IS JESSICA HUGHES BIRTHDAY!!!" And the guys in the car next to us yelled "Happy Birthday Jessica!" Poor Jesse got as red as a tomato. I laughed my butt off. Or, remember the time I would drive your little green car and once you hit like 30mph it would start vibrating and I would hummmm along with it till you were yelling at me to shut up. Oh, good times. (Ignore my scary hair please.)

Remember this? When I thought your big butt wouldn't fit on Micah's bike. Boy was I proven wrong, huh. Lol. Of course I got pictures, like I would let an opportunity like that pass.


She has always kinda adopted my kids. For a while anyway. Right now she is totally obsessed with Conner. Poor Conner can't do anything when she is around because she is always stuck to his butt the whole time.

Before Conner was Madyson...

Remember the time Josh and Clinton locked us in that shed and said if we lasted 3 minutes of them throwing smoke bombs in with us that they would give us a jar of money. You lasted 2 and they took off running down the hill with smoke blowing behind you in the wind. Lol. You looked like someone had caught your hair on fire.

New hair color after dying over the Crack head blond.

Remember when I was learning to drive a stick shift and was making it buck so bad that Mom, you and Beth were laughing so hard no one could tell me how to stop the car from doing that. I tried it with Dad too but he laughed also and I finally just kicked everyone out and did it myself.

She eventually got rid of those braces and turned out pretty normal looking.

Here are pictures from her party last night at Chili's. Fun times!

I like getting pics of me and Mel cause we look so much alike. Cheeks, noses, smiles. And I used to have a chin like that before mine dropped.

The Birthday Girl and her Hubby, Josh.

Me and the stripper we hired to dance for her. He was kinda cute, right!

We did have Cliff and Josh make the stripping music as Tim left but he wouldn't even swing his handcuffs around his head. Party Pooper!


If you've ever seen Beth's favorite show "Toddlers and Tiara's" then you will recognize this next pose. Beth's new face to make. We like making fun of it too though.

The Fun Sisters!!! HA! Like that Amos? He, He.

You'll notice that ALL of us are wearing some sort of pink. It was totally not planned. Also, this picture sucks because of the reflection in the glass but no one wanted to move to fix that.

The Ho's!

I think we sang to her like 3 times. Loud too, had to embarass her as much as possible since she has been yelling for the past week that it's her Bday week any time she wants something.

OMG! That's 3 now Beth

I have to say that we are the BEST sisters ever! Beth got 2 Birthday party's out of us this year. We had a cookout at Mom/Amy's house and had some out of town visitors. I got some pictures I wanna share with you all. This was the morning after we discovered Regan and Madyson cutting their own hair.... AGAIN! But that's a post for a different day.

Right after me and Jesse raced to get the last seat on the couch. She won, but regretted it after.

The Birthday song.

Here is Cliffton's present to Beth. What she didn't ask for.

From Cliff also, didn't ask for that either. I was going to put this as my favorite picture for today but changed my mind.

Jesse pretending to like Micah.


I was trying to get a picture of just Ben but Amy wouldn't let me, had to stick her big head in there.

Josh refusing to smile...... again.

Me and my hubby.

The group..... Well, minus the boys anyway.

Favorite shot. You know me, when I get bored I take random pictures. I kinda really love Mom's light fixtures. I couldn't decide which one I liked better.

Happy 19th Mel!

Ok, Ok. I know Amy already blogged about it. so I'm just going to post my pictures of Mel's party and that's it. Jessica, Melissa, and little B. (that't Beth, not the B word that just popped in your head.)

I had Melissa take a picture of me, Amy, Beth and Casey but she doesn't know how to follow directions so it's all blurry.

I think they were worried she wouldn't get them all out.

Look at that adorable little boy!



And when I get distracted I find my favorite shot's.

Happy Birthday Conner and Ethan

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOYS!!! We had a party for Ethan and Conner Saturday. Joint, hoping to get off cheap. We had I at the school down the road because they have a pretty neat playground. Good Idea. Have I mentioned it was 90 degrees outside Saturday? No? Well, it was 90 degrees Saturday and we had the party at 5 pm. Bad Idea. We should have waited till 7, but even at 7 it was still really, really hot. We just partied while moving as little as possible.

Star Wars!!! Is that not the Coolest looking Yoda ever or what.

Now, I was trying to get a picture of my Hot hubby when his fat head brother jumped in there. (yes Kevin, I mean you.) I did warn him that this was going on my blog. It kind of takes the heat out of the threat when you have to explain what a blog is.

There he is!!!! Like I said. HOT! No I'm serious. Look at the sweat beading on his head.

I walked over to get a picture of Amy and Michelle and they both stopped mid sentence and posed like this. Can you say Goobers. (Hi Michelle!!)

Who’s the genius who thought bubbles would be awesome for the kids? ME!!! I did!! I did! They loved the bubbles. Everyone tried them at some point throughout the party.

I told the Mexican to smile and he did this. I swear, if he is going to follow us around, eating our food, then he better listen when I tell him to smile.

Jessica trying to get in as many pics as possible.

Madyson showing us her booty.

Oh, Look! There she is again. Natalie is so adorable there. Awwwwwww. My babies are getting so big.

Mel and Clay.

Natalie. Looking at this picture I notice the way her lower teeth overlap her top. Looks like someone will be getting braces in the future.


Beth, and one of the only pictures of Regan I have.

Shout out to the most awesome cook in the world, JOSH!!!! Thanks Josh. Your mad skills were much appreciated.

And the Birthday Boy. (One of them anyway) Swingin’ like a pro

Playing with his “new” truck.

Favorite picture. Do I need to remind everyone that it was 90 degrees outside. Just look at that condensation. Mouth watering.